"If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone" - Bill Maher
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith
"I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money." - David Lee Roth
"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason.